Woman gives birth to dinosaur
Headline worthy news
For Facebook, Twitter and blogs everywhere
How did it happen?
Where did she meet the father?
And how did all the pieces fit together?
Were both parties drunk?
Maybe she was desperate
And he was a bit of dinosaur
Either way, I bet she’s sore now
Unless she only had to push out a Microraptor
Wait, no, I read it wrong
Woman gives birth to baby
Well that’s boring
Women give birth to babies all the time