A party poetic broadcast from The Conservatives

Let’s brainwash the nation into voting

For us again by saying words

Like strong economy or strong and stable

Over and over again like a mantra

 

Let’s never answer a question

Like why are working families

Struggling to eat and feed themselves

Just say the words again

 

Let’s hope the biased media

Does all the hard work for us

It doesn’t matter what we’ve done

The leader of the opposition doesn’t wear a suit

 

Let’s criticize the man who wants

Everyone to be paid fairly

And tax avoidance to end

And stands up for the many, not the few

 

Let’s tear to pieces anyone who

Stands up for others and convince

Everyone that we are the best because

We can make it all strong and stable